captain-snark:

Tyler Hoechlin at the MCM Comic Con London | May 25th

All I see is a Derek knits sweaters AU and they’re super complicated cabled masterworks because Derek spends a lot of time alone squinting at youtube knitting videos doing it wrong pulling it all apart starting again finally he finishes one though The first time he wears it Scott says Hey nice sweater it’s so ugly and weird can I borrow it to wear to a weird ugly sweater party  (via helenish)

He was just meant to pick up a couple of those decorative boxes, you know the cheapo ones he sees all the time at Target and he was right by Michaels anyway so he just goes in. It’s not like he doesn’t have the time, and now that things have finally settled down and he’s stopped replacing furniture every week he’s thinking about picking up some…accessories or something.

He doesn’t really mean to stalk through the shelves of yarn, but he’s there and there’s a sale and he misses working with his hands, craft projects spread over the dining room table with his dad and Laura and his mom complaining about getting paint on the hardwood.

So, he buys some. A lot, actually. Stocks up on the needles and gets a basket to put them all in, buys a few How To books that are dog eared at the corners. He sets his tablet up on the rickety coffee table he hasn’t gotten around to replacing yet, makes a youtube playlist of videos because he can’t quite figure out the instructions in the books he’s bought.

He starts off pretty bad, he gets worse as the days progress. Half-finished scarves and the wonkiest misshapen hat he’s ever seen stuffed in the bottom of the basket and shoved beneath his bed, out of sight and mind. He goes back to it though, paces in front of where he knows the supplies are stashed like a particularly stubborn monster who won’t go down.

He gets better at it though, manages an entire sweater by the time fall starts turning to the beginnings of winter and the air starts getting chill. He leaves it out accidentally, the homemade thing draped over the corner of the love seat. Scott is the first one to notice it before he has a chance to shove it away and he grabs at it with a smirk on his face.

“Where the hell did you get this?” He asks as he turns it over in his hands.

“Nowhere,” Derek gripes.

“I’d get my money back.”

“Shut up,” Derek snaps, shoving it beneath his pillow.

He doesn’t knit for awhile after that, he’d like to pretend he’s too busy but it’s mostly just an excuse, he doesn’t know why it bothers him so much. It is a pretty hideous looking sweater, the sleeves are uneven and he ran out of yarn halfway through, it’s three different colors.

About midway through November, though, Stiles is over the loft, seeking refuge from an unexpected blizzard and he’s shivering, hands chilled and nose red, mouth gone blue from the cold. He sees the hideous sweater, Derek doesn’t bother trying to stop him before he grabs at it. He’s bracing himself for the inevitable, but Stiles just slings it around himself, shoves his arms into the too long, oversized sleeves and pulling it around himself, snuggling into it and shaking.

“Wow, this is so comfortable, dude,” he says, looking down at it.

Derek doesn’t hear the blip in his heart that says it’s a lie but he makes the assumption of sarcasm anyway. But then Stiles is kicking his wet sneakers off and curling up on the couch and he stays like that for the rest of the afternoon, watching the snow fall in flurries outside the wall of windows on the other side of the loft.

They drink hot cocoa and play card games all afternoon, and Derek tries to teach him how to knit.

“Nope, not happening,” Stiles decides, giving up, tossing the yarn and the plastic sticks back at Derek. “Fuck it. Knit me socks for Christmas,” Stiles tells him and Derek just sort of looks at him.

“I’m serious, red ones,” Stiles says, decisively.

And when he leaves later, Stiles tries to hand the sweater back to Derek, but he waves him off and says, “keep it,” and Stiles grins at him, like it matters, like Derek’s stretched out, multicolored homemade sweater is actually a gift

(Source: akissforabite)

breenwolf:

Scott takes to being a girl like a champion. Stiles has to give him mad props for that because, hey, he certainly wouldn’t have been so pumped about it himself; he’s pretty attached to his dick. Besides, they still don’t know if they’re actually going to be able to change Scott back, so.

“Dude,…

mizorekibishi:

Little Stiles and his wolf ^^
based from this!

mizorekibishi:

Little Stiles and his wolf ^^

based from this!

(via colethewolf)

rehfan:

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

rehfan:

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

(Source: knockoutbaby, via zombiewretch)

torakodragon:

“Better?”

(via swingsetindecember)

tekena:

A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

The two have been inseparable over the past five years at G.W. Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.
Bonedigger was born with a metabolic bone disease that left him mildly crippled.


He said: ‘This friendship between an 11 pound wiener dog and a 500 pound lion is the only of it’s kind in the world ever seen.’
Mr Reinke, who lost both his legs after a bungee jumping accident, added that the friendship between Bonedigger and his pack is unique.
‘He wouldn’t be so friendly with other dogs - it’s all down to them being pals since he was a cub. ‘
Milo often gives his best lion impression, copying Bonedigger’s ‘puffing’ - a deafening lion growl that can be heard over a mile away.
Wild lions use it to communicate with other prides in their natural environment.
‘Milo does his best to copy Bonedigger when the lion tries puffing to communicate with other lions in the park ,’ added John.
G.W. Exotic Animal Park has recently been affected by the deadly tornado that swept through Oklahoma on May 20th.
The park was damaged and flooded, but is still managing to provide shelter for domestic and wild creatures that are homeless because of the storm.

(via swingsetindecember)

Tags: animal

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sterekism:

Derek was surprised when he got up one morning and they hadn’t disappeared. The normally smooth skin was discolored with markings. Hickeys and bite marks, things he left on Stiles all the time, that Stiles tried to put on him all the time, but in which he never succeeded for long. Stiles hated the fact that he couldn’t mark Derek, that every imprint of him having been there would be gone only minutes after they finished.

It was always a fight with his dominant instincts to let Stiles near his neck, to give up control, but the satisfaction it left inside him knowing that he was Stiles’ and Stiles was his, sent pleasant shivers down his spine.  He knew the marks would be gone, he knew there would be no evidence of Stiles touching him, kissing him, biting him, except maybe his lingering scent. The scent that never really left now that they’d been together for so long.

Derek was shocked when he glanced at the mirror in the bathroom. He pulled the collar of his shirt down and his eyes widened.  The darkened stains of teeth marks littered his collarbone and decorated his neck and shoulder. When he pulled up his shirt, Derek could see a trail of them down his stomach, one of them right next to his navel.

What. The. Fuck.

“Do you like it?” Derek’s head snapped towards the door. Stiles was leaning against the doorframe, his arms crossed in a casual and relaxed way, but Derek could hear his heart beating unsteadily. Stiles was nervous. The dark bruises that he’d left on Stiles last night edged above his hoodie and painted his skin artistically.

“What did you do?” Stiles’ face fell.

“You don’t like it,” he babbled, “Shit! I should have known you wouldn’t like it, I’ll undo it as soon as I get my hands on that book-“ Derek cut him off, placing a hand over his rapidly moving lips.

“What did you do?” he asked again, slowly moving his hand away from Stiles’ mouth, but not reducing their proximity in the least.

“I- It’s a spell,” Stiles answered and Derek scowled. He didn’t like magic. “A tiny one, I promise. I’ll remove it please don’t kill me.”

“What does it do?” Derek moved closer, hovering over Stiles. They were the same height, but Stiles seemed smaller now, his cheeks tinted with shame and a tinge of regret, but Derek wasn’t fooled. He could smell the arousal drifting sluggishly through Stiles, could hear how his heart sped up a little when Derek’s nostrils flared. It fueled Derek’s own arousal to a frightening degree and made him feel like a predator.

“It’s a- It’s a spell that makes you- It’s hard to explain. It enables me to hurt your body, but only if I don’t have intent of hurting you. Dude I swear I didn’t mean to like, be able to harm you or something.” Derek could hear Stiles wasn’t lying.

“So it’s a spell that’s basically designed for humans and werewolves to be able to mark each other, without it fading due to werewolf healing?” Stiles looked away, his cheeks a definite red now.

“I- yeah. That’s basically what it does. Right in one! Do you want a cookie, because I was planning on making cookies, right after undoing the spell that I put on you,“ Stiles swallowed, “Without your permission,” he smiled nervously, “which I should have totally asked.”

“I don’t mind,” Derek spoke, still intently watching Stiles’ movements.

“You don’t mind? That’s- That is really cool-“

Stiles didn’t get the chance to finish as Derek pushed him up against the wall, his lips stopping Stiles from uttering another word.

“Next time you want to do kinky stuff, ask me.” Derek hissed against Stiles’ lips.

“Noted. Not performing sexy spells on any unsuspecting alphas without their consent-  Hey! Put me down!”

Derek only smirked as he picked him up and slung him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, making his way back into their bedroom.

There was some marking to be done after all.

 

(via lowlifetheory)